my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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