Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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