I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
His nipple licking is glorious
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