Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
