As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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