I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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