1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.