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• (972): View more from Texas

  i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.

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  Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.

  (972): View more from Texas

  ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar

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  I need you to use more vowels.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.

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  Again?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  PS: I just woke up from my shower

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm sobbing to NWA

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched

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