that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy