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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..

  (614): View more from Ohio

  ya and it worked didnt it??

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr

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  truly a win in your book

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I can't adult today.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Take a nap and try again

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.

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