do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.