i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.