I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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