____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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