I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
