hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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