Im at strip club and am horny
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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