Me too!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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