i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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