To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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