Betty ford says i'm here all night
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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