Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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