i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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