I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Randomize