these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She even gives head with a lisp.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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