Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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