Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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