At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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