Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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