MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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