my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize