WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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