Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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