dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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