If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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