I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?