Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Enjoy the penises
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