My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.