I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.