i just google imaged poop.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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