i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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