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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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