u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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