How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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