She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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