Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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