How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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