Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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