You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
