i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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