I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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