so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter