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You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
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I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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