just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!