I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.