I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
please don't ironically join a cult
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