Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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